February 2012
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Dicks.
Dicks.
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The smell of her hair, the taste of her mouth, the feeling of her skin seemed to...
– 1984, George Orwell (via suzywire)
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OH DEER LORD I JUST GOT A MALE’S NUMBER. I ALSO REALISED THAT I AM LIVEBLOGGING MY AWKWARD INTERACTIONS. I ALSO JUST REALISED THAT I AM THIRD-GRADE CRUSHING. FUCK.
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okayokayokayokayokay a person of the male stature who I often fangirled over while I was working with him has mate an actual attempt to talk to/hang out with me. how does one do interpersonal conversation?! I DON’T KNOW HOW TO CONVERSATION HALP. ohgodohgodohgodohgod. This is why I’m forever alone guise.
Anonymous asked: YOUR ABOUT ME IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN FOREVER. JUST KIDDING. I MEANT 5EVR.
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
Anonymous asked: Your about me is fucking awesome. Just thought you should know it :)
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There is blood gushing out of my vagina, I am very angry and it is going to take all of my willpower ever to not eat everything ever today.
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